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Strange Dream

[ sycobuny on Fri Apr 25 at 10:54 AM // category: health ]

I had a dream last night that my heart was on the verge of failure. My mother and I were in a store and they had some new-fangled device that could supplant the heart’s function inside the body, and was powered by some micronuclear reactor. Well, being as how it was imminent that I was about to drop dead at any moment, we called up an old neighbor who happened to be a doctor, and she did the operation to put that thing in.

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-- sycobuny // 2008.04.25 @ 10:54 AM

My Nemesis: Poison Ivy

[ sycobuny on Fri Mar 28 at 02:23 PM // category: health, health, life // comments: 3 ]

I think I’m slowly falling to pieces. I mean very slowly. It’d probably be imperceptible, but I’m blogging about it and thus the situation exists (this is my personal take on Descartes).

I started off last week feeling not too shabby. No colds really, just the occasional realization that I’ll be going bald in the not too distant future (I’m looking at you, male ancestors). That’s relatively painless though, except for the laughs I get whenever I try to hit on hot chicks in a Rogaine commercial. Those cut deep.

Then, The Shed™ happened.

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-- sycobuny // 2008.03.28 @ 02:23 PM

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